Well… not really, but the ladies have been getting into all kinds of trouble which Eyrie has failed to report to you, our huge following/readership.

First off, Miss Valeria Voxx is doing an awesome project in Baltimore titled “The Horror Hosts….. of Horror!” at the Yellow Sign Theater. You’ve missed the delightful Reefer Madness edition, but never fear, you’ve got 2 more chances to catch these delightful characters in the act!

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Miss Mourna Handful has been all over the District, showing off her… “personalities”. You can catch her tomorrow night, debuting a NEW NUMBER at the Bier Baron in D.C.

The Evil League of Ecdysiasts, in their quest for world titillation and domination through nerdlesque, has assembled a diabolical cast of evildoers from across the Baltimore and DC area for a wild night of burlesque and variety, all from a nerdy point of view. Join ELE masterminds Cherie Sweetbottom and GiGi Holliday and some of their evil compatriots. We do the weird stuff–and you can watch.

Nerdtastic performers are:

Swami YoMahmi
Cherie Sweetbottom
GiGi Holliday
Mourna Handful
Crickett
Glam Gamz
Melody Magpie

Raffle proceeds will be donated to help offset medical expenses for the charming trickster, Epic Win Burlesque’s Nelson Lugo. Get well soon, Nelson!!

Admission: $10 adv/dos
Advance tickets can be purchased at www.inlovewithbier.com

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Eyrie has been…. everywhere. Just gods damned everywhere it seems. She just got back from the Awesomeness of Awesomecon + Performing some Geektastic Burlesque with Reverend Valentine. This Friday you can catch her at the Sisters Burlesque Showcase, performing with some amazing Philadelphia acts including *gasp* MALE POLESQUE. Guh.

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And, last but not least, This weekend at Twisted World- Divine Decadence you get to experience the nerdy glory that is Black Tassel Boolesque! We’ve got a hot line up for you, including Kitty Bermuda, Aurora Wells,  Holly Ween, Alice Tatters and of course Mourna Handful and Eyrie Twilight.

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More is happening in the coming weeks. So. Much. More. AWAIT MY TYPING WITH BAITED BREATH!

Burlesque and Comedy at the Bier Baron

Hot Todd Lincoln has put together a cast of the most outrageous burlesque and comedy that you’ll find anywhere. Richmond’s Deanna Danger draws inspiration from picnics, and 80′s TV shows. Kay Sera assumes the persona of a Jon Waters character, and explores the deeper meaning of one of Queen’s most beloved hits. Maria Bella brings an 8 legged attack of awesome, while also making you rethink your attractions to heavy metal guitarists. Mourna Handful well make you a cow lover, while also taking you back to a time of opulence. The cast is rounded out by Tyler Richardson, a comedian who is well known in DC, MD, and VA, and who’s now NYC by storm with a casual tone, and friendly presence. You do not want to miss this show!

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She’s lighting up the stage on 4/6/2013 in Washington, DC.

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Mourna Handful and Valeria Voxx heated up Carnivalesque this weekend and are resting up to do it all over again next weekend in Virginia + New Jersey! If you didn’t catch the sold out show, you’ve in luck and have another chance!

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This weekend, Eyrie Twilight will be performing alongside some AMAZING LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL TALENT in both shows at the second annual Pennsylvania Burlesque Festival!

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We’ve got more announcements coming soon, including a chance to learn some burlesque moves + grooves with your favorite spooky ladies at a STEAMPUNK event….  details coming soon.

Valeria Voxx and Mourna Handful have been hand picked by Gilded Lily Burlesque (Baltimore) to participate in this *amazing* touring show!

Gilded Lily Burlesque and The Carny Preacher Productions present “CARNIVALESQUE”, a spectacle of Burlesque, Circus & Sideshow premiering:

March 1, 2013: 9th & Beats, Washington, DC. Show 9pm (dinner service 7:30pm) Tickets $20
March 2, 2013: The Creative Alliance, Baltimore, MD. Show 8pm. Tickets $20
March 8, 2013: Roxy & Dukes, Dunellen, NJ. Show 9pm. Tickets $20
March 9, 2013: The State Theater, Falls Church, VA. Show 9pm. Tickets $20

Harkening back to a bygone era of dust bowl circuses & traveling sideshows, Carnivalesque stars international cabaret legend ARMITAGE SHANKS, The Carny Preacher, Burlesque Hall of Fame’s 2012 “King of Boylesque” RUSSELL BRUNER, “Baltimore’s Sicilian Queen” MARIA BELLA, Sideshow phenom, “Pain Proof Girl” MAB JUST MAB, vaudeville contortionist, juggler & magician JONATHAN BURNS, aerial & pole artist PATSI CAKE, the burlesque delights of Gilded Lily’s GIGI HOLLIDAY & songstress SOPHIA SUNDAY, stage kittening by LAUREN MARLEAUX as well as a bevy of buxom beauties and handsome hunks plying their trade at the Carnivalesque Cooch Tent & along Mab’s Midway.

Far more than your run-of-the-mill burlesque or nightclub event, Carnivalesque offers an immersive experience into the enticing world of acrobats, freaks, roustabouts, barkers, dandies and women of questionable virtue.
Try your hand at games of skill on the Midway!
Be shocked & amazed by oddities inside our “Ten-In-One” with sideshow banner art from the collection of JAMES TAYLOR!
Witness the libidinous temptations of the dance of forbidden vice!
Hear dark tales of extraordinary madness whispered into the ears of fallen maidens! Thrill to lithe sensuality of aerial artistry and athletic aplomb!
Enjoy the twist & turns of flexible comedic contortion!

Step Right Up! All who enter will be transformed!

Featured Performers:
Maria Bella (Baltimore)
Armitage Shanks-MC (Seattle)
Russell Bruner (Portland)
Mab Just Mab (DC)
Jonathan Burns (PA)
Patsi Cake (Baltimore)
Gigi Holliday (DC)
Sophia Sunday (Baltimore)
Lauren Marleaux-stage kitten (Baltimore)
Cricket-stilt walker (DC)

Cooch Tent:
Kay Sera
Mourna Handful
Valeria Voxx
Cherie Sweetbottom
Missy Aggravation

More info at facebook.com/carnivalesquetour

Tickets can be purchased:

The Creative Alliance http://www.creativealliance.org/
9th & Beats: http://www.hugefan.com/experiences/carnivalesque-with-gilded-lily
Roxy & Dukes: TBA
The State Theater: http://www.thestatetheatre.com/

Eyrie has been keeping busy too, she’s starting off her March with a show at an EROTIC ART OPENING in the District!

-Fine Art
-Body Painting
-Food and Tunes
-Burlesque and performance art- Featuring- Crystal Swarovski, Bunny Vish’us, Private Tails, Kat De Lac, Eyrie Twylite, George Gilbert and Stache!!! with random guests off craigslist and Mc Hot Todd Lincoln!!!

Party All Night!!!
Opening Night Soiree!!!

MOCA DC
1054 31st NW
Washington, D.C. 20007

Doors 8pm
Show 9pm

Print the above flier + bring it to the door for $2 off! <3

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The Palace Productions is bringing you another great cast of burlesque and variety performers DC has to offer. See the sultry, seductive and grotesque on one stage. You will have to come see it for yourself to experience how phenomenal this show is!

Featuring Burlesque by Mourna Handful (Black Tassel Boolesque), she’s more ‘en a bottle of absinthe. She will dance her way into your heart, Dainty Dandridge (DC Gurly Show). Oh yes! our sexy librarian, Missy Aggravation has a treat for you. We also have the sexy pain proof man, Charlie Artful – ouch! Our irresistible host, DC’s very own side show woman, MabjustMab.

$10 Adv/ $12 DOS / Backstage

TWO SHOWS:
1st Show: Doors at 8:45
2nd Show: Doors at 11:00

See you at the show!

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Don’t forget that tomorrow, Black Tassel Boolesque presents

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Just after New Year’s Eve, you start to feel anxious. Your palms get sweaty, your heart begins to race, you feel twitchy; you can’t figure out why you have this sudden sense of impending dread. And then it happens. You walk into a store one day and realize consumer culture has barfed up pink and red everywhere! That impending doom you’re feeling is the approach of Valentine’s Day, the holiday everyone loves to hate.

But not Black Tassel Boolesque. We love Valentine’s Day. We love to drive a stake right through its little Hallmark heart with our brand of independent, free-spirited, and twisted burlesque. And we invite you to join us.

Helping BTB’s EYRIE TWILIGHT, MOURNA HANDFUL, and VALERIA VOXX tie Cupid to the sacrificial pyre are special guests CHERRY BROWN—”the sweetest thing this side of the Mississippi”—from New Orleans and DC’s newest bellydancer and twisted contortionist, ALYSSUM POHL! The empowered MISSY AGGRAVATION is our stage anti-Cupid and that heartbreaker HOT TODD LINCOLN serves as MC for the evening.

So don’t sit around on February 14th watching sappy movies and gorging on frozen dairy products! Come join us as we explore the twisted side of love, celebrate the independence of singledom, and bare our hearts for you! You do know what hearts resemble, right?

The Bier Baron Tavern
1523 22nd Street, NW
Washington DC 20037
Tel: 202-293-1887

Advance tickets: http://inlovewithbier.com/wordpress2/2013/01/25/black-tassel-boolesque-presents/
Doors@ 7:30pm (dinner service)
Show@9:00pm
$10, advance
$12, day of show

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Speakeasy Saturday is a *new* and shiny event happening at the Big Hunt in Washington, DC! Check out miss Valeria as she struts her stuff on and around the stage. 9:00 pm, $10

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I know Ground Hog Day is usually a busy time for all of us but you should make time to see this show! Variety at it’s best celebrating the most popular of holidays like “Old Socks Day”, “National Doughnut Day”, “Hot Dog Day” and of course Punxatawny Phil’s crowning moment “GROUND HOG DAY!”. We have a stellar cast of talent including contortion and belly dance by Alyssum Phol, Baltimore’s hottest body Maria Bella, the saucy Candy del Rio, the irreverent Reverend Valentine. the Rico Suave of sideshow, Swami YoMahmi and the sexiest stage kitten around Valeria Voxx! We will be breaking in a new venue for us, but a place that is familiar with burlesque from back in the days of Lobster Boy Revue…..CHIEF IKE’S MAMBO ROOM!!!! This new location is fabulous and funky, great street parking and garages near by. Just outside the heart of Adams Morgan. Come show your support and make this the place to be on GROUND HOG DAY! Doors at 8:00, show at 9:00, 21 and over w/ID, $10 at the door and your shadow gets in FREE!

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So much excitement and crazy coming in February and March for all the ladies of Black Tassel Boolesque! Stay tuned for updates about festival appearances, traveling cooch tent action, life modeling, tattoo convention appearances, fairy tale exploits and a whole lot more!

Have you ever wanted to be swept away by a night of enchantment, libations, and beautiful people? Well GiGi Holliday has just the thing for you. GiGi Holliday presents Zou Zou Revue! Feast your eyes on the most talented burlesque and variety performers in the D.C./ Baltimore area and be blown away. So grab a seat my sweet and view the Zou Zou Revue!

Presenting:
Cherie Sweetbottom
Deanna Danger
Eyrie Twylite
Maria Bella
Private Tails
Sophia Sunday
Lady in Waiting-Maki Roll
And of course your Double D hostess with the mostess GiGi Holliday
2 shows- 1 epic night!
1st show: Doors at 8:30PM
2nd show: Doors at 11:00PM
Admission: $10 adv/ $12 Day of Show

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